Don’t Believe Everything You Read on Chinese Twitter

Today, on Weibo (China’s answer to Twitter) they are saying that Kim Jong Un was killed in Beijing.  I know this because I read it on Gawker.  I refuse to believe it because one country cannot possibly withstand another onslaught of fake tears like those shed for Dear Leader KJU’s Pops, Kim Jong-Il.  Also, are people going to be punished if their displays of fake grief aren’t as convincing as they were for KJI?  I am getting way ahead of myself here, but you know, a superfan’s mind travels fast when there are so many unanswered questions.

I’m keeping this short and sweet until I have some more “evidence”.  If I had a glass coffin making business in Pyongyang, I’d be polishing up a plus sized model for Jr., that’s for sure.