MJ: Hey everyone! Look at me! You thought it was crazy when I tattooed an Eames couch on my stomach. Look at me now that I am channeling Chris Evert and Miles Standish at the same freaking time! I am so odd. I’m edgy. I’m weirder than anyone else in the rooooooooooooom.
Wait. What? Peter Fucking Marino is here? Who let him into my party? It’s MY party. I want to be the biggest weirdo. I want everyone to talk about me. I want to be OUTrageous!!!
Oh Christ on a stick, fine. I’ll let him take a photo with me but if he gives me one of those bear hugs…
Oh fuck. Here he comes.
PM: Goldilocks! Who’s been sleeping in Papa Bear’s bed? Now come give Daddy some sugar.